ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

THis is GOLD

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Pizza, booze, and Pokemon. Oh Tuesday… Tuesday, Tuesday.

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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I fucking love incense. If you’re asthmatic and swinging by mine, call first. I also like just wearing panties and oversized tshirts. So probably call first anyhow.

Side note, I have officially typed out fucking so much my phone no longer suggests ducking and fun king.

psychopopwebcomics:

Denis Medri draws Star Wars as an 80’s high school movie

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Counting down til home away from home! 32 days!

Counting down til home away from home! 32 days!

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters by DjeDjehuti.

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dennys:

Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:

  • Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
  • You look wonderful already.
  • Whatever makes you feel best is best.
  • There is no “right” way to look.
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • Build a sandcastle. 
  • Seriously, you look wonderful.
  • Denny’s loves you.

Surf’s up!

Whatever makes you feel best is best!